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Oct 17

You know what's really scary?

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You know what’s really scary? Going up in the attic to put those Halloween decorations away and drag all that Christmas stuff out. I’ve seen a lot of horror movies, and believe me…NOTHING good ever happens in the attic.

There’s the creaky pull down ladder, roofing nails sticking out of the ceiling to impale your skull like some iron maiden, those gremlins cackling as they tie knots in the light strings you put away so neatly…it makes my skin crawl. Or maybe that’s just the itchy insulation, I don’t know.

But I do know two things…

1. It’s a lot easier and safer to get a clean, indoor, easy to get to storage unit for all that stuff, like 34th Street Mini Storage. We even have a service that comes in and sprays for ghosts once a month. So you won’t lie awake at night worrying about it, instead you’ll rest in peace.

2. I shouldn’t have fed those gremlins after midnight.